NEW ZEALAND

Special thanks for these pictures to Russell Doano.

A second "boating on the Avon" shot. Now if that's not a face like a slapped arse, I don't know what is.

"Gimped up" again, this time for dolphin-swimming in Kaikoura. (Does anyone else remember The Russ Abbot Show from their childhood years ?  And a character he used to do called Basildon Bond ?? I think he & Boss were separated at birth.)

Where's your sea-legs now then eh, ye land-lubber ??? How Boss spent two-thirds of his dolphin encounter. Oh dear.

Another photo of Boss's bottom-of-the-bucket encounter, just in case the first one didn't come out. It must be pointed out that the photographer got his come-uppance ; not only did I also decorate a bucket briefly, but after two shots of Boss puking, the film finished & rewound. Hence no pictures of the friggin' dolphins!  D'OH!!